Noob vs Million

Horde-survival roguelite · Out now on Android

NoobvsMillion

One noob. One blaster. A statistically irresponsible number of monsters.

Get it on Google Play Free to play, with optional rewarded ads Android Version 1.0.0 out now
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12 survivors 120 permanent upgrades 5 weapon systems ∞ terrible odds

This escalated quickly

Move with one thumb.
Let the weapons panic.

Noob vs Million is a single-player horde survival game built for five-minute runs — and the “just one more” that always follows. Dodge the swarm while your survivor aims for you, scoop up the experience it drops, and turn every level-up into a louder problem for the undead.

  • Portrait and landscape play
  • Automatic aiming, deliberate movement
  • Core gameplay works offline
Main menu with survivor loadout and a large play button
A survivor dodging enemies and collecting glowing experience
Threat
rising!
A giant Bone Champion boss charging through a crowded battlefield Boss detected

The horde brought management

Big health bars.
Bigger bad decisions.

Skeletons are the warm-up. Ranged attackers, elites, and screen-filling bosses each show up with their own pattern, and none of them can be solved by standing still and hoping.

Stay moving. Hit harder. Absolutely do not read the gravestones.

Build a beautiful mistake

Stack wild weapons.
Break the graveyard.

Chain lightning through a packed crowd, orbit plasma around your survivor, drop ember bombs — then push every one of them well past the point of reasonable restraint.

Chain Error Crowd control
Plasma Satellite Orbiting chaos
Ember Bomb Area damage
Grave Rattler Maximum noise
Common Rare Legendary

Every level asks one important question:

What kind of unstoppable mess are we making this time?

Level-up screen offering common, rare, and legendary upgrades

Failure, now with benefits

The run ends.
Your progress doesn't.

Recover scrap, unlock new survivors, and carve a path through a permanent 120-node upgrade web. Every run leaves the next noob a little less doomed.

Recruit 12 blocky survivors Unlock connected upgrade paths Return stronger and slightly overconfident
Survivor roster showing a character and their unique trait
Pick your survivor
Permanent upgrade web with connected progression nodes
Build your upgrade path
A rookie survivor firing into an enormous undead horde

The graveyard is open

Think you can outlast a million?

Good. The horde loves confidence.

Get it on Google Play Free to play. Core gameplay works offline.